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S'poreans urged to buy local produce | Singapore Business News

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:35
And the quality of eggs produced by local chicken layer farms is assured under AVA's Singapore Quality Egg Scheme (SQES). This voluntary quality assurance scheme was first introduced in 1999. All three local chicken layer farms are ...

Distance-based fares derail SMRT's revenue growth | Singapore ...

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:35
Distance-based fares derail SMRT's revenue growth.

URA launches 2 sites with potential yield of 410 housing units ...

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:35
URA launches 2 sites with potential yield of 410 housing units.

SIA, Spain's Tourism Board sign MOU | Singapore Business News

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:28
Under the agreement, both parties will jointly explore and implement activities to promote tourist traffic to Spain, by way of SIA's flights between Singapore and Barcelona. Both have agreed to commit funds through to the end of this ...

SGX introducing new templates for new product disclosures ...

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:28
SGX introducing new templates for new product disclosures.

Property investment sales down in Q2 | Singapore Business News

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:28
Property investment sales slipped in the second quarter, according to separate estimates by Savills Singapore and CB Richard Ellis (CBRE). Both firms attributed this to slower sales involving private-sector sellers, although this has ...

72% of Singaporean employees willing to work even at age 64 ...

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:28
72% of Singaporean employees willing to work even at age 64.

Jun 21: Singapore stocks may open slightly higher on Greece hopes ...

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:02
Singapore shares may open slightly higher following gains on Wall Street overnight, helped by the latest development to reduce Greece's debt, but the looming Federal Reserve meeting may keep markets in check. ...

Nature-related Blogs in the Singapore Blog Awards

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 04:00
The Singapore Blog Awards are back, and I thought I would like to help publicise a few blogs that are currently in the running for various categories. While there isn't any category that best suits a nature or environment blog (a flaw ...

Open Question: Is there a comedy club in Shanghai where I could go to work?

Questions & Answers - Tue, 2011-06-21 03:31
I'd like to try out my "Secrat Agent in China" monologue... "When the OSS sent me to China, they issued me this special purpose 'secret agent' device... At first I thought it was just an ordinary bottle opener... until I discovered the secret compartment. Inside it had a pack of condoms. Now, THAT's what I call well-equipped for duty in China!" "However, I was NOT very impressed by the vehicle they issued me. Instead of my Aston-Martin, I got a rickshaw pulled by tired old farmer looking for work in the city. Somehow, I just couldn't bring myself to try the 'smoke screen' button for fear of what might come outta that guy's ass while he's running so hard." "On the bright side, the 'oil slick' button yielded a nice patch of oil, but it was hardly efficient in slowing down someone chasing after me, unless you account for the obstruction provided by the mob of old ladies swarming behind me, scooping up the oil to use it for cooking in their woks." "I had an American approach me once while I was on a Top Secret mission in China. For some reason he looked very very concerned over his safety. Seems he'd lost his directions to the nearest McDonald's..." "Met a French guy, too. Told me he had laid a lot of Chinese ladies, but still felt rather disappointed. With a hopeful look in his eye, he said he has decided to open a breast-enhancement service." "I told him that it would never work. If a Chinese girl has nice breasts, she always ends up falling face down drunk on the ground. It has something to do with maintaining 'balance' in their society." “I also mentioned to him the 'One Child Policy' in China. He responded with ‘As a respectable Frenchman, I don't intend to give more than one child to any girl. But with 500 million of them to satisfy, I'll be busy until I'm dead.’" "Saw a Vietnamese guy once. He smelled badly of rotted fish. I asked him what happened. He replied, 'I was trying to swim to Vietnam from my home in the HK slum that the PRC had closed down on me, and... just when I had gotten close to the shores of Vietnam… some stupid PLAN ship came by, arrested me for fishing in their "Exclusive Economic Zone" and hauled me back to HK!'" "Said he had gotten a good job out of the deal, anyway. Something about pretending to be a "Transvestite Mermaid" in a huge HK shopping mall fish tank. He's pretty sure they all think he's from Singapore now." “Chinese are very thin, at least in comparison to Americans. When I went to the USA for a secret conference, I looked around at all those fat people in the airport and all I could think of was, ‘How many Chinese could I fit inside one of those whales?’" “Then I realized that, if we trained the Americans to be cannibals, they probably could eat half the population of China. Nice solution to the overpopulation problem here, don't ya think?” "Heck. The Chinese eat dogs. They eat cats. They even eat rats! Why not have the barbarian Americans start eating people?" “Meat is meat, ya know…” “It’s no wonder… The Chinese can pack 400 people into a subway train car in 20 seconds while the Americans are still trying to get their fat asses through the door... Of course, the Indians are a bit better. They can put the same 400 people onto a bus, and sing as they ride along… falling out the windows into piles of cow sh*t.” “I figure the obesity in America all has something to do with the consumptio “I figure the obesity in America all has something to do with the consumption of cheese. Chinese avoid it, but Americans LOVE cheese! But, you know… it makes people constipated. I swear, it's not the calories they consume that makes them swell up... it’s that they are always so full of shit.” “Thanks everyone. I think I hear a bottle of Mijeu calling me now… Hope you all have a pleasant evening. Oh! I have a CD on sale by the cashier, and if you want it autographed, I’ll be the guy laying in the gutter at dawn with a 4 year-old kid pissing on my head. G’night.”

Open Question: Where can you buy gloves in Singapore?

Questions & Answers - Tue, 2011-06-21 03:25
I'm cosplaying Matryoshka Kagamine Len, and I was wondering where you can buy preferably plain brown work/leather gloves in Singapore. But any kind of gloves would work too. And maybe preferably located near Serangoon Gardens/Ang Mo Kio area? ^^; Thanks so much! <3

Open Question: Where can I get nice,unique or wood cross that can be mounted to the wall in Singapore?

Questions & Answers - Tue, 2011-06-21 03:04
I wanted to make one with my own design and in wood but it costs more than 300 and it will two weeks. I need something fast. Please do advise where I can find various type of crosses in Singapore? Please. Thanks.

Scholarships ASEAN Scholarships for Indonesian Students, Singapore ...

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 03:00
Minister of Education Singapore funded Scholarships for Indonesian Student Study in Singapore Study Subject(s):Any College Scholarships Level: Secondary.

Open Question: how can i protect my new business idea with intellectual rights?

Questions & Answers - Tue, 2011-06-21 02:36
i have a business idea/invention that i think is very valuable. it has to do with cards, like ccg cards. how do i protect the idea from being stolen? i'm going to set up a company to sell/market the product. i live in singapore.

Open Question: Money in the Bank card?

Questions & Answers - Tue, 2011-06-21 01:17
WWE Championship John Cena (c) vs CM Punk World Heavyweight Championship Randy Orton (c) vs Mark Henry Money in the Bank Ladder Match Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs Jack Swagger vs Cody Rhodes vs Sin Cara vs Wade Barrett vs Daniel Bryan vs R-Truth Christian vs Sheamus Street fight Alberto Del Rio vs Big Show Singapore Cane Match Alex Riley vs The Miz US Championship - Vickie banned Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Kofi Kingston Rate, suggest alternative matches and pick winners :)

Singapore Philippines: Top 5 In-Demand Degrees

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 00:49
Do you want to be more marketable to employers? New research shows that having the right degree could help. "As is typically the case, business and engineering majors, plus those earning degrees in technical fields, including computer ...

Entire Singapore Tour in 9 hours

Singapore - Tue, 2011-06-21 00:35
It was supposedly a stop over but we turned it into a Singapore day tour. One of our companions in this trip hasn't been to Singapore and we took this chance to tour her around. Also, one of us was a Singaporean local and this made the ...

Open Question: When did Singapore split from China?

Questions & Answers - Tue, 2011-06-21 00:32
Someone told me Singapore is not part of China?

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